It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

          They include:

          Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

          Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

          The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

          Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

          Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

          Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

          Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

          The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

          Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

          Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

          Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

          The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

          Abba--- Denture Queen.

          Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

          Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

          Leslie Gore ----  It's My Procedure,  and I'll Cry If I Want To.

          And my favorite:

           Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again